“but cream of the crop, tip of the top, is Mary Poppins and there we stop”
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My mother...
Me: Mom! Do you want to see the swimsuit i bought today?
Mom: Sure!
Me: Ok! *show it to her*
Mom: Wait! Is this a bikini?
Me: Yes mom
Mom: Well that just looks too darn cute on you to wear in public! You can only wear it at our house.
Me: What?
Mom: Well you certainly can't go anywhere swimming in that!
Me: That's kinda what you do with a swimsuit mom.
Mom: You just look too cute. You'd have boys all over you. No.
She's crazy I swear!!
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don’t come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob.
I am the Walrus
-The Beatles
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This man is amazing!
(by Beth Lane.)
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